MsAwesomeSauce

Hai i'm Jazmin but you can call me Jazz!
I draw mostly cartoony animals cause I stink at everything else....
Im getting started with drawing people though im too ashamed of showing you my fails :/ Anyways...
Im a person who might seem normal at first, but is really crazier than alien tacos on a mexican unicorn! XD I like a bunch of things, and have short attention spans sometimes.

And now for random Jazzness!

--I love and support tacos!

--Strangers think I'm quiet, my friends think I'm outgoing, and my BEST friends know I'm completely insane!

--When I don't know how to pronounce a character's name into my head, I just substitute my own jibberish name in my head.

--I've always wanted to walk into an elevator full of strangers and say, "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."

--Dear "cool people", they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, nerds.

--A best friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.

--I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say, "I've been expecting you."

--Math: The only place where people would buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.

--Me: "QUICK! Everyone, act natural!" *everyone strikes the most unnatural pose ever*

--That awkward moment when you're playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flies across the room.

--Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly, "You can see me...?"

--Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell haven't you made an album yet.

--Don't get my personality and my attitude twisted. My personality is me, and my attitude depends on you.

--Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

--I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.

--I LOST MY MIND AND I LIKE IT

--I SUPPORT MEXICAN UNICORNS!!









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